You bit me on my big toe,
And pinched me on all the others.
My heels you squeezed on both sides
Till red and raw and sore.
I paid big money for you,
All tall and uppity and high!
I called others you had serviced,
They raved and said, “she’s good!”
Me? I want my money back.
Love affair over before begun.
My vice has gotten the better of me.
New shoes-must you hate me so?